Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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