The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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