When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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