It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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More Rick Riordan Quotes
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Be careful of love. It’ll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
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The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.
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Carter started down the stairs, but I grabbed his arm. “Hang on. What about traps?” He frowned. “Traps?” “Didn’t Egyptian tombs have traps?” “Well…sometimes. But this isn’t a tomb. Besides, more often they had curses, like the burning curse, the donkey curse—” “Oh, lovely. That sounds so much better.
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Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.
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Tell the sun and stars hello for me.
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Egyptians believe in the power of the sunrise. They believe each morning begins not just a new day, but a new world.
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It’s natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not.
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A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attract attention.
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Always, Always have a plan
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Nice creepy reptile,” Frank said, very aware of the driftwood in his coat pocket. “Nice poisonous, fire-breathing reptile.
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Getting something and having the wits to use it…those are two different things.
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I don’t care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!” “Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board!” “Bah, your brain isn’t on board!
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Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
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Curse us eh/I’ll make you pay!/I don’t want to rhyme all day!
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Ma’at demands a leader.” “Yeah so I’ve heard.
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