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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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