Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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