If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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