Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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