Geese are friends to no one, they bad mouth everybody and everything. But they are companionable once you get used to their ingratitude and false accusations.
E. B. WHITEYou can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
More E. B. White Quotes
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If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most.
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Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders ever quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
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I am still encouraged to go on. I wouldn’t know where else to go.
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A poet’s pleasure is to withhold a little of his meaning, to intensify by mystification. He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it.
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Mother: It’s broccoli, dear. — Child: I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it.
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There is hardly a waiting room in the east that has not served as my cockpit, whether I was waiting to board a train or to see a dentist. And I am usually still trimming sheets when the train starts or drill begins to whine.
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Make the work interesting and the discipline will take care of itself.
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A poem compresses much in a small space and adds music, thus heightening its meaning.
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Be obscure clearly! Be wild of tongue in a way we can understand.
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Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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Good deeds never go unpunished.
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Use the smallest word that does the job.
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Children are game for anything. I throw them hard words, and they backhand them over the net. They love words that give them a hard time, provided they are in a context that absorbs their attention.
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Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. A small one to be sure, but nevertheless a pig. It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.
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Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.
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