“What are they, and where are you?” screamed Wilbur. “Please, please, tell me where you are. And what are salutations?” “Salutations are greetings,” said the voice. “When I say ‘salutations,’ it’s just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning.
E. B. WHITEWhen an American family becomes separated from its toothbrushes and combs and pajamas for a few hours it considers that it has had quite an adventure.
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Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you can’t erase it.
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Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. A small one to be sure, but nevertheless a pig. It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.
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A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour.
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To achieve style, begin by affecting none.
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A writer should concern himself with whatever absorbs his fancy, stirs his heart, and unlimbers his typewriter. … A writer has the duty to be good, not lousy: true, not false; lively, not dull; accurate, not full of error. He should tend to lift people up, not lower them down.
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Geese are friends to no one, they bad mouth everybody and everything. But they are companionable once you get used to their ingratitude and false accusations.
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In every queen there’s a touch of floozy.
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Well,” said Stuart, “a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.
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Creation is in part merely the business of forgoing the great and small distractions.
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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes, this makes planning the day difficult.
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I am always humbled by the infite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.
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When you say something, make sure you have said it. The chances of your having said it are only fair.
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Before the seed there comes the thought of bloom.
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Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.
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Nauseous. Nauseated. The first means “sickening to contemplate”; the second means “sick at the stomach.” Do not, therefore, say “I feel nauseous,” unless you are sure you have that effect on others.
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