Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBeing that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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