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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”

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I asked a girl who came from America to England, when I was only English, and she admitted she had been to a drama school. And I said, “What did they teach you?” And she said, “They taught me to be a candle burning in an empty room.”
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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Happiness is the only thing I understand.
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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Vice is its own reward.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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