People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
KEVIN HARTI never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
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I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place.
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I think women go crazy for a reason. It’s not like it just happens.
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I’m a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I’m not going to get any taller.
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Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work.
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I get that racism exists, but it’s not a catalyst for my content. I don’t need to talk about race to have material.
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I don’t change or cater my actions to fit my surroundings. I’m myself 24/7. People appreciate that.
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I don’t think comedy will ever die.
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Soul Plane’ put me in a position to succeed. I’m glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.
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When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that’s a gift – to you and your audience.
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I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It’s definitely a gift and for which I’m thankful.
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All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.
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My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what’s mine.
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No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
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A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.
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You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.
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