The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.
LOU HOLTZDon’t run if you can walk. Don’t walk if you can stand. Don’t stand if you can sit. Don’t sit if you can lie down.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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I have to admit, I sometimes wonder how much more successful I would have been as a coach had it not been for my spending summers on the golf course.
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All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them.
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In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention.
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Everyone goes through adversity in life, but what matters is how you learn from it.
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We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on.
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Nothing on this earth is standing still. It’s either growing or it’s dying. No matter if it’s a tree or a human being.
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I look at athletes in all sports and try to picture what kind of football player they’d be, what position they’d play and so on.
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I give opinions, not advice.
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If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven’t done anything today.
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I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.
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Successful people will always tell you you can do something. It’s the people who have never accomplished anything who will always discourage you from trying to achieve excellent things.
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The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
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For victory in life, we’ve got to keep focused on the goal, and the goal is Heaven.
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No one has ever drowned in sweat.
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Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
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Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.
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Don’t be a spectator, don’t let life pass you by.
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Sacrifice, discipline and prayer are essential. We gain strength through God’s word.
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Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.
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My wife doesn’t even want to spend 2 hours with me.
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Winners embrace hard work. They love the discipline of it, the trade-off they’re making to win.
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I’m no genius.
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If you made me the national commissioner of football, I’d tell you one thing that I would mandate.
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Football coaches don’t have real problems.
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At home I have a copy of the April 21, 1986, issue of ‘Sports Illustrated.’ I’m on the cover with the blurb, ‘Can Lou Do It?’ I’d just arrived at Notre Dame, and with spring football underway, I was the focal point of that week’s coverage.
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I don’t drink water, haven’t drank water in 40 years.
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