I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
OZZY OSBOURNEI’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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What is the world coming to?
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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