Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
OZZY OSBOURNEI couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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