I love women with attitude.
KEVIN HARTPeople who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
More Kevin Hart Quotes
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I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.
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There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us.
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I’m a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I’m not going to get any taller.
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I am who I am today because of my mother.
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The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try to interact with my fans as much as possible. It’s good that the person I’m being onstage isn’t really an act. It’s really me.
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What women need to understand is that men don’t communicate. It’s not intentional or on purpose. We’re just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.
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My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what’s mine.
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Everybody that’s successful lays a blueprint out.
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It’s a well-known fact that tall people are evil.
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My experiences in life are getting bigger and better.
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I feel like whatever you’ve done in your career, good or bad, it’s nothing but preparation for the big events to come.
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A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.
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I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
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The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.
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I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
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Any hand that I’ve shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I’m this guy Kevin Hart, has come back. That’s why I treat everybody with respect. I’m always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember.
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You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. ‘Hey, y’all, I’m cool with everybody.’ That’s my message.
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My goal as a parent is to make sure they don’t take what they have for granted.
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No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you’re going to bump into somebody that makes you go, ‘Hmm, I don’t mind seeing this person every day.’
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There’s no reason why I can’t be a mogul. When I step into a room and I’m there to have a conversation, if it pertains to business,
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You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don’t want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don’t want them to judge other people or to be judged.
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I get that racism exists, but it’s not a catalyst for my content. I don’t need to talk about race to have material.
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Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares.
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I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.
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People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they’re like, ‘Hey! All right, all right, all right!’
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