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People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Kevin Hart

At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
KEVIN HART

At Day Distraction End Realize Woman
For me, it’s about becoming a mogul, owning my own projects, and establishing myself as a funding producer. That’s what’s big to me. The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I’m in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger.
KEVIN HART

Become Big Establish For Fund Me Mogul Myself Own Producer Project
You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.
KEVIN HART

Bird Casino Detroit People See Some
Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work.
KEVIN HART

Everybody Famous Nobody Want Work
People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they’re like, ‘Hey! All right, all right, all right!’
KEVIN HART

All Me People Point Right See Street
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production: ‘Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.’
KEVIN HART

Before Hey Know Look Mean Production Pronounce Somebody Stop Stupid Whole Word
The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you’re above everybody else.
KEVIN HART

Above Dau Do Else Everbody Small Stop Thing Think
At some point in time, you definitely have to go drama. Not to say that you’re going drama just because everybody else does it.
KEVIN HART

Because Definitely Does Drama Else Everybody Go Just Point Say Some Time
I am who I am today because of my mother.
KEVIN HART

Am Because I A Mother Not Today Who
I’ve done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for ‘Let Me Explain,’ I toured all over the world. These movies I have coming out – ‘Ride Along,’ ‘Grudge Match,’ ‘About Last Night,’ ‘Think Like a Man Too’ – are putting me in a position to become universal on an even bigger scale.
KEVIN HART

All Being Done Explain Great Job Let Over Stand Toured Universal Up World
You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don’t want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don’t want them to judge other people or to be judged.
KEVIN HART

Being Black Definitely Focus Heritage Kid Understand Want
I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
KEVIN HART

Better Fight Front Game Get Look Row She Shut Up
My mum passing away wasn’t funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.
KEVIN HART

Away Back Funeral Funny Happen IT Look Mum Pass Thing Thriughm Went
I’ve known Ben Stiller for a minute. One of my first movies was ‘Along Came Polly.’
KEVIN HART

Along Came First Known Minute Movie Of One People Person Polly
If you look at me close enough, there’s a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don’t know if it’s my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.
KEVIN HART

Chicken Close Enough Look Nugget Resemblance Small
Some sarcasm is best told simply.
KEVIN HART

Best Sarcasm Simply Some Told

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