The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.
LOU HOLTZIf you made me the national commissioner of football, I’d tell you one thing that I would mandate.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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My first assistant-coaching job in football was at William & Mary in 1961.
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I feel that God wants me to coach; otherwise, he wouldn’t have put the desire in me.
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Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.
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I can’t believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary.
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If Tiger Woods had played football, he would have been a quarterback.
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ESPN is a great organization to work for.
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Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
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My first assistant-coaching job in football was at William & Mary in 1961. The pay wasn’t much, so to get $300 more per year.
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God looks after children, animals and idiots.
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I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.
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Don’t be a spectator, don’t let life pass you by.
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My wife doesn’t even want to spend 2 hours with me.
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Coaching is nothing more than eliminating mistakes before you get fired.
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Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.
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One thing about me is I try to be honest.
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