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I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We’re small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We’re not a pushover.

Kevin Hart

I didn’t understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn’t fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn’t want it to get any worse. You’re the mother of my kids – I don’t want to hate you.’
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Cheat Hate Kim Marriage Mother Understand Want Worse Step Wrong
You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I’ll have another hour of stand-up material where I’ll be able to go on the road and tour again.
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Again Another Between Hopefully Know Project Road Several Stand Tour Year
I don’t care how busy I am – I will always make time for what’s most important to me.
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Busy Care Important Make Most Now Time Us
I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it’s what I live for.
KEVIN HART

Abl All At Audience Being Estell Listen Love Stage Story
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
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Eat Face Mouth Open People Punch
I want to be respected as a guy who knows what he’s talking about. And that, to me, holds more weight than anything else.
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Anything Else Hold More Respect Talk Want Weight
Take me seriously. Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.
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Me Role Seriously Take Talent
What women need to understand is that men don’t communicate. It’s not intentional or on purpose. We’re just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.
KEVIN HART

Communication Emotional Express Men Need Purpose Understand Women
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way – but it has to be said the right way.
KEVIN HART

Almost Anything Be Funny Right Said Way
I make a lot of expressions constantly. I’m animated.
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Animated Constantly Expression Lot Make
For me, it’s about becoming a mogul, owning my own projects, and establishing myself as a funding producer. That’s what’s big to me. The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I’m in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger.
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Become Big Establish For Fund Me Mogul Myself Own Producer Project
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
KEVIN HART

Court Fol Nobody Unemployed
However, I don’t think I’m as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people – which is why I think I did so well.
KEVIN HART

Comedy However People Person Salesman Show Talk Think Verse Well
I love women with attitude.
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Attitude Love With Women
I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest.
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After Away Biggest Chest Honestly Mom Off Paas Say Talk Weigh
I don’t want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.
KEVIN HART

All Color Enemy Friend Shape Size Them Want

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We’re small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We’re not a pushover.

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