Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
More George Burns Quotes
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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