The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.
LOU HOLTZAll my life, I’ve been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I’ve come is a bogey.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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As a coach, one thing that used to frustrate me was one player would make a bad decision, and that’s all you would read about in the papers all over the country.
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No one has ever drowned in sweat.
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Don’t run if you can walk. Don’t walk if you can stand. Don’t stand if you can sit. Don’t sit if you can lie down.
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When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach.
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I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
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The key to winning is choosing to do God’s will and loving others with all you’ve got.
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I’ve followed Notre Dame football since 1946, when I listened on the radio and Johnny Lujack tackled Doc Blanchard in the open field to preserve a 0-0 tie.
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I do think coaches need to get away from the game more, though. It’s good for them.
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Had I been a great athlete, I’m not sure I would have even gone into coaching.
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Golf really is the best microcosm of life – or at least the way life should be.
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I think that everybody needs four things in life. Everybody needs something to do regardless of age.
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I’m so old, I don’t buy green bananas any more.
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An agent won’t help you get drafted higher, won’t make you win more games, and won’t make you faster or stronger.
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Football coaches don’t have real problems.
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Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.
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