What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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