The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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