The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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