It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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