“Life is full of challenges and surprises, and I’ve had my share.”

Golf is day-to-day. It’s shot to shot; it’s not four days at a time.

I think people relate to me because of the ups and downs I have had. I mean, I’ve shared a lot of strong emotions in my life, that I think maybe ’cause they believe I’m not scared to tell everybody I’m a human being.

I’ve been honest with a lot of the problems I’ve had in life. Everybody has problems. They can relate to that.

I learned through the ‘Jack Nicklaus Lesson Tee,’ the cartoon. Back then, it was 1970 or ’69 when it came out. Learned the grip that way and everything in the cartoon… So that’s kind of how it all started for me.

I hate a mess.

I live a boring life, but it’s perfect for me.

I’m not a big gambler anymore. I like to do it. I enjoy it instead of trying to make money off of it, because I realized you can’t make money gambling.

It sucks getting old.

I feel like I’m the Babe Ruth of golf.

There’s nothing better than competitive golf.

I’ve screwed up a lot, but I’ve always admitted it.

I love the European tour. I always have. But my home is the United States. That’s where I would rather play.

I look at the PGA, and it was like winning the lottery.

I’m a guy who’s either going to go full bore, or I’m not going to do it at all.

It wasn’t a being-with-each-other kind of close. We all went our own ways.

The U.S. Open is not John Daly’s style of golf.

How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?!

It’s hard to fully enjoy your time on Earth without having your health.

When you start getting into a full-band, democratic context the little things almost immediately get thrown out the window because you don’t think they’re important.

I have an office full of product from brands trying to be in videos and an inbox full of songs from artists, but at the end of the day if the artist doesn’t support the brand or it doesn’t make sense for the song, then it will never work.

If we had been there listening, we still might not have been able to determine exactly what Stanton said. All we know for sure is that everyone was weeping, and the room was full.

I had a lot of hurts and confusions. You know, it’s hard when you’re a kid to be different. You’re all full of things, and you don’t know that it’s about.

How can you expect me to be perfect…when I am full of contradictions.

Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you’re doing something.