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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

Ron White

It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Find Guess Humor Laugh Lot People Something
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Ask Band Guy Monkey Rock Understand Venue
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Always Best Done Happen Little One Pony Stuff Trick
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

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