Obama’s not Jesus. He can’t walk on water.
MR. T
MR. T
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I try to use my experience and the fact that I grew up in the ghetto – I tell people you don’t have to rob or steal to get out of the ghetto.
Mr. TMr. T I don’t mean to be cocky, but if I’m never on TV again.
Mr. TMr. T I used to bodyguard for some celebrities and other people, and when I wasn’t doing that, I used to work at a disco as a doorman or a bouncer.
Mr. TMr. T When I was old enough to change my name, I changed it to Mr. T so that the first word out of someone’s mouth was ‘Mister,’ a sign of respect.
Mr. TMr. T I had seven brothers and four sisters. I told my mama, ‘One of these days I’m going to be big and strong and buy you a beautiful house.’ That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do with my life, is to take care of my mother.
Mr. TMr. T I believe in the Golden Rule – The Man with the Gold… Rules.
Mr. TMr. T I answer only to God.
Mr. TMr. T I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.
Mr. TMr. T I won’t do a movie or a video that would bring disrespect to my mother.
Mr. TMr. T They shouldn’t make the departure of a dancer so tear jerky because nobody’s going to war.
Mr. TMr. T I used to carry my father’s Bible and put it on the pulpit so he could preach.
Mr. TMr. T If I forget to pray, I can’t get through the day without snapping at people.
Mr. TMr. T I thank God I’m in a position where I can pick and choose – there are some roles I don’t play.
Mr. TMr. T I’m a mama’s boy because everything I do is with respect to my mother.
Mr. TMr. T I would never do a commercial if I thought it was offensive to anyone.
Mr. TMr. T You know, T can stand for anything. T stand for working hard. T stand for loving thy neighbor. T stand for feeding the hungry. T stand for just working, working, working, being happy on the set, you know, lifting everybody’s spirits. T stands for just a nice guy.
Mr. TMr. T
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