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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

Ron White

Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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Bit Build Could Country Good Idea People President Single Tunnel
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Daughter Face Guy Hold Left Limb Month Smile Talk Though
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Belief Drag Fan Little On Only Principle Road Will
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Beat People Plumber Rather Would
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Age Ame Bulk Fan Hear Relevant Say
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Hard Laugh Love Make People Serious Stage Still Take Walk Work
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Feel Get Today Tomorrow Worry
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

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