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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

Ron White

Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

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