I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
RON WHITEI don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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