I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
RON WHITEI don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
More Ron White Quotes
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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