Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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