From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Time wounds all heels.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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