Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I only write first editions.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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