While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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All geniuses die young.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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