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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.

Ron White

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.

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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.

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