Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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England still will be here without you.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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