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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

Ron White

I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Born Day Eye Great Horse Life Mother Nice Wrong
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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