I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEI believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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