I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
RON WHITEI believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
More Ron White Quotes
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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