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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.

Ron White

As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.

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