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Life is just a bowl of pits.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Another Came Cement Felt Hand Neighborhood Real Some Tough
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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Afraid Dark Light Me Naked Saw Wife
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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Calendar Day Get Jealous Look May Other Ridiculous Want Wife
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Asleep Blind Day Face Kid Library Man One Pimple Plenty Raed Wake
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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Around Came Carry Father Picture Wallet
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Country Dog Every Leave Pyramid Room Some
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Fat Found Look One Only Out People Way
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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Arm Bone Dog Favorite My
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Come Door Life Met Negligee Night Other Sexy Unfortunately
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Honest Luck Politician Run Way
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Fed Me Mother Shot Sing So Ugly Use
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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Being Do Draw Men Most Thing Told Wage
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree

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