The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITEMy goal is just to become a better comedian.
More Ron White Quotes
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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