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My goal is just to become a better comedian.

Ron White

There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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