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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

Yogi Berra

He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Beware Careful Lost
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Perfection Philosophy World
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Celebrity Fame
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Charity Giving
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Luggage Travel
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

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