You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRAI’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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