“I spent more money on one robe than guys spend in five years.”

When somebody has convinced you that you’re not worth anything to anybody anymore, and they spend a lot of time doing it, you start believing it yourself.

I do a level 18 on the elliptical at four miles an hour for 20 minutes. That’s 360 calories. I want to see someone else try that. The resistance factor at 18 is brutal. No one goes to 20.

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line.

I’m trying as hard as I can to act like I’m 65, but it’s very difficult.

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

If you have notoriety, you can dress any way you want to dress. That’s the way it is. I just like to get dressed up.

I had my first ‘Survivor Series’ in 1991 and I was fortunate enough to be an instrumental part of the shows I was on.

For me, it’s about camaraderie. My whole life is like, if something’s going on, nothing ever preceded fun. I always put my friends and the fun and the business ahead of everything.

I’m every woman’s dream and every man’s nightmare.

The guy who could be me, but he knows when to draw the line, is John Cena. John Cena can rock ‘n’ roll, let me tell you.

I tell everyone in the world that I have always been the best father I could be and that I was the worst husband. Wooo!

My problem is that I think everybody needs to work as hard as I worked when I was in my prime.

I was really good at being a bad guy; I like that role. Not being bad to people – just talking bad.

Richard Fliehr does not make any money.

Nobody has wrestled everybody in the business like I have, especially not Bret Hart.

If you don’t like it, learn to love it!

If I wasn’t five-foot, I wouldn’t be who I am! My size is a huge part of me.

Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth)

Whoever realizes that the six senses aren’t real, that the five aggregates are fictions, that no such things can be located anywhere in the body, understands the language of Buddhas.

Well, well, he said. Five days a week isnt enough of me? Had to give me an evening, too?

…Five minutes from now, when everything else had dropped away and i realized the full impact of what id done, id feel my heart breaking.

If i’d wanted you dead five minutes ago, you’d have died five minutes ago.

Try to write at least 500 words a day. You may ditch 499 of them tomorrow, but you will still be moving forward.

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.