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Ron White

Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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