Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
FRAN LEBOWITZDo not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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