As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
FRAN LEBOWITZScientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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