Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
FRAN LEBOWITZNever relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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