Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZYou’re only as good as your last haircut.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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