When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language.
ALAN GARNER
ALAN GARNER
Alan Garner on language
Alan Garner27 quotes“When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language.”
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You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.
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Alan GarnerAlan Garner Everything I have ever written has been in the same chair, in the same room.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner Ive learned never to try and force words to come.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner … I had never given much credence to the phenomenon of “writer’s block”.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner It isn’t like that at all. It may be more difficult now, and take longer than when I started to write, but there’s a great, empty warehouse out there looking for simple talent.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner My great-grandfather was a self-taught man, and his library was extraordinary. I read the lot.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner My attitude is that if anybody of any age wants to read a book, let them, but I do think that no child would want to read Boneland.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner At this level, only images connect. And here, story becomes symbol; symbol is myth. And myth is truth.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner If you are going to write, nothing will stop you, and if you are not going to write, nothing will make you.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner I love research so much that I do an enormous amount; it helps put off the moment of starting to write the story.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner Oral traditions going back a long, long time, which I inherited by osmosis.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.
Alan GarnerAlan Garner Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
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I learned a new language for it all in the 90s. Which in some ways isn’t bad.
Adrian MatejkaAdrian Matejka We also try to teach them both Portuguese and Serbian, though English is their primary language.
Adriana LimaAdriana Lima The 1990s were also when a bunch of the soft-shoe language for race, gender, and class became paramount.
Adrian MatejkaAdrian Matejka I use the language I use to my friends. They wouldn’t believe me if I used some high-flown literary language. I want them to believe me.
Adrian MitchellAdrian Mitchell I mean getting people to think about what language actually means before they use it is a good thing.
Adrian MatejkaAdrian Matejka It’s the sort of subject that always interests me: jealousy and the language of suspicion and guilt. I think it interests people.
Adrian GostickAdrian Gostick She leads us through their unknown world, her gift of language rising up like a delicate string of necessary lights.
Adrian Nicole LeBlancAdrian Nicole LeBlanc Music is a language of emotion.
Adrian GrenierAdrian Grenier