Rich people don’t like to be in the military. The shoes are ugly and the uniforms itch. Rich people don’t go in much for revolution or terrorism, either.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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I read good. I was an English major.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences. There’s more opposable thumb in the digital world than I care for; it’s awfully close to human.
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