All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
FRAN LEBOWITZDesigner clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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