Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
FRAN LEBOWITZDesigner clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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