Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
FRAN LEBOWITZGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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