Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
ALAN PERLISSimplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
ALAN PERLISLearning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
ALAN PERLISDon’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
ALAN PERLISIf a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
ALAN PERLISWhen someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.
ALAN PERLISOnce you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
ALAN PERLISIn computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
ALAN PERLISLike seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
ALAN PERLISComputer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
ALAN PERLISThe best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
ALAN PERLISIn programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
ALAN PERLISIt is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
ALAN PERLISIs it possible that software is not like anything else.
ALAN PERLISOften it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
ALAN PERLISThere are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
ALAN PERLISFORTRAN is not a flower but a weed – it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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