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Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS.

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Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS.
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Perspective is worth 80 IQ points.
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People are willing to pay you if you’re any good at all, and you have plenty of time for screwing around.
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The Web, in comparison, is a joke. The Web was done by amateurs.
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
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People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
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I knew in the first grade that they were lying to me because I had already been exposed to other points of view.
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When was the last time a technology with a scale like that was so error-free?
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It is not a tool, although it can act like many tools. It is the first metamedium, and as such it has degrees of freedom for representation and expression never before encountered and as yet barely investigated.
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As in all the arts, a romance with the material must be well under way.
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[Computing] is just a fabulous place for that, because it’s a place where you don’t have to be a Ph.D. or anything else. It’s a place where you can still be an artisan.
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