Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
ALAN PERLISSimplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
ALAN PERLISOptimization hinders evolution.
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You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
ALAN PERLISYou can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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That it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
ALAN PERLISThat it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
ALAN PERLISThere are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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Are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
ALAN PERLISAre more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
ALAN PERLISAdapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
ALAN PERLISA language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
ALAN PERLISC programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
ALAN PERLISEvery program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
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If a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.
ALAN PERLISWe are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.
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You think you KNOW when you learn.
ALAN PERLISYou think you KNOW when you learn.
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You’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
ALAN PERLISYou’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
ALAN PERLISSyntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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