Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAll you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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