Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
ALAN PERLISSome programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
ALAN PERLISThere is no such thing as a free variable.
ALAN PERLISIn computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word “frustration”.
ALAN PERLISSimplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
ALAN PERLISOne can’t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
ALAN PERLISWhen a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
ALAN PERLISA programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
ALAN PERLISA good programming language is a conceptual universe for thinking about programming.
ALAN PERLISIn English every word can be verbed.
ALAN PERLISIn English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
ALAN PERLISWhen it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously.
ALAN PERLISSyntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
ALAN PERLISEvery reader should ask himself periodically.
ALAN PERLISIn computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
ALAN PERLISThere are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
ALAN PERLISThe best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
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