If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
ALAN BENNETTThe Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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