“An aphorism is true where it has fixed the impression of a genuine experience.”

Metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons for what we believe on instinct.

The man whose nature is such that by one path alone his chief desire will reach consummation will try to find it on that path, whatever it may be, and whatever the world thinks of it; and if he does not, he is contemptible.

Reason teaches us that what is good is good for something, and that what is good for nothing is not good at all.

Another occupation might have been better.

I will begin with the self-styled “Christian” party, who profess to base their morality on the New Testament. But whether it is really more Christian to follow or to ignore the teachings of the Gospels I shall not discuss.

The one self- knowledge worth having is to know one’s own mind.

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

The force of the blow depends on the resistance. It is sometimes better not to struggle against temptation. Either fly or yield at once.

The hunter for aphorisms on human nature has to fish in muddy water, and he is even condemned to find much of his own mind.

Religion is rather the attempt to express the complete reality of goodness through every aspect of our being.

My external sensations are no less private to my self than are my thoughts or my feelings. In either case my experience falls within my own circle, a circle closed on the outside… the whole world for each is peculiar and private to that soul.

Up to a certain point every man is what he thinks he is.

True penitence condemns to silence. What a man is ready to recall he would be willing to repeat.

The Self has turned out to mean so many things, to mean them so ambiguously, and to be so wavering in its application, that we do not feel encouraged.

Our live experiences, fixed in aphorisms, stiffen into cold epigrams. Our heart’s blood, as we write it, turns to mere dull ink.

The world is the best of all possible worlds, and everything in it is a necessary evil.

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.

The Premier League is one of the most difficult in the world. There’s five, six, or seven clubs that can be the champions.

I feel like I wrote that. If I go in there and fix it, it’s almost like something I wrote.

You can’t fix stupid.

Who ever has no fixed opinions has no constant feelings.

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find the right road.

If the pros at Sun had had a chance to fix Java, the world would be a much more pleasant place.

They would rather have an eternity of contentment, even if that eternity were fixed and frozen, like a butterfly mounted in a case.